(Okay, I’ll give the guys part of it. But highlight the rest to read.)
Top 5 Reasons I Hate the Colour of Translucent White Abadas
5. Every class serves as free advertising for a variety of underwear manufacturers.
4. You are one of aforementioned advertisers.
3. For one week of every month, you can’t concentrate on training while training.
2. Sometimes, aforementioned week arrives unexpectedly.
1. Sometimes, aforementioned arrival occurs as you change before class, therefore robbing you of much-anticipated training and forcing a hasty and ridiculous U-turn escape out of the academy before class starts or more people arrive and ask where (that is, why) you are going.
Can you say “PORRA!”?